Thursday, July 28, 2016


If you can accept Burt Lancaster, Jean Peters, Charles Bronson and Morris Ankrum (!) (all white actors) portraying Native Americans, then you'll enjoy Robert Aldrich's APACHE (1954). Produced by Burt Lancaster's Hecht-Lancaster production company, APACHE was Aldrich's third film as a director. He went on to a long and illustrious career in which he delivered a lot of great films including KISS ME DEADLY (1955), WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? (1962), HUSH, HUSH SWEET CHARLOTTE (1964), THE FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX (1965), THE DIRTY DOZEN (1967), THE LONGEST YARD (1974) and HUSTLE (1975).

Lancaster stars as Massai, an Apache warrior who refuses to surrender to the U.S. Army even though Geronimo has done so. He's captured and placed on a train to Florida from which he escapes and makes his way back to his tribe in New Mexico. He's captured again (betrayed by Chief Santos (Paul Guilfoyle)) and sentenced to death. He cheats death and begins a one-man guerrilla war campaign against the military. Along the way, he kidnaps the lovely Nalinle (Jean Peters) as revenge against her father, Chief Santos. He eventually falls in love with her and when she becomes pregnant, they settle down, plant corn and prepare to become a family. But the U.S. Army is still on his trail and they finally catch up to him in a dramatic, climactic showdown.

Aldrich does a good job keeping things moving. The screenplay by James R. Webb is an adaptation of a novel by Paul Wellman and cinematographer Ernest Laszlo gets the most out of the New Mexico and California locations. Jean Peters (one of many Howard Hughes girlfriends) is gorgeous while character actors John McIntire and John Dehner make good bad guys. Charles Bronson, as Indian scout Hondo doesn't have much to do and he and Lancaster never get to square off in a throw down, which would have been fun to see.

The real attraction here is Lancaster who puts his early training as an acrobat and trapeze performer to good use. He's in top physical shape and he leaps, jumps, bounds, and explodes across the screen. He's in constant motion and he moves with catlike agility. You may not believe him as an Apache but you do buy him as a warrior.  Lancaster commands and dominates the film with an incredible physical presence that few actors can match. He's fun to watch as is the film as a whole. Aldrich did better work but APACHE is definitely worth seeing.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016


A BULLET FOR SANDOVAL (1969) is a Spanish-Italian Spaghetti Western that plays fast and loose with American history. Not that anyone expects one of these films to be completely accurate from a historical standpoint (after all, they are meant to entertain not educate), but the filmmakers take great liberties here with the American Civil War. For instance, who knew that Confederate Army troops fought in South Texas and Northern Mexico during the war?

John Warner (George Hilton), deserts the Confederate Army to return to a small village where his lover and infant son reside. The town is threatened by a cholera epidemic. The town is only a short ride into far South Texas/Northern Mexico from the Confederate lines. And it's set in a landscape that looks more like Spain than the Texas/Mexico border.

Once at the village, Warner finds his lover dead. He takes possession of the child and rides out. This invokes the wrath of his father-in-law to be, Don Pedro Sandoval (Ernest Borgnine). When the baby dies, Warner swears revenge on Sandoval. He forms a gang of four outlaws (including another deserter from the CSA army and a defrocked priest). Together, they raise havoc across the area. A final showdown between Sandoval and Warner occurs in which Sandoval is killed. Finally, the four gunmen face a small army of Mexican soldiers in a deserted bullfighting arena where they go out in a blaze of glory.

The film has echoes of Sam Peckinpah's THE WILD BUNCH (1969), with the presence of Borgnine and the final showdown (which ends much more abruptly than the epic climax of WILD BUNCH). Everyone but Borgnine is badly dubbed into English. The locations are good but the film takes a while to really gel. You keep thinking it's going to be about one thing, then that plot thread gets dropped, another one picked up, dropped, etc. The smash cut editing can be a bit jarring at times as it propels the narrative ahead with sudden stops and starts. The music, by Gianni Ferrio, is nowhere near as good as the scores by Ennio Morricone and Ferrio doesn't even try to replicate the master's touch.

In short, A BULLET FOR SANDOVAL is a strictly average Spaghetti Western. I've seen worse but I've also seen much, much better films in this sub-genre. 

Thursday, July 21, 2016


Good underwater photography and the presence of the beautiful Jane Russell can't save UNDERWATER! (1955), an utterly routine RKO adventure film produced by Howard Hughes. The story concerns two couples, Jane Russell and Richard Egan are one, Gilbert Roland and Lori Nelson are the other, trying to recover sunken treasure from a shipwreck in the Caribbean. They are kinda-sorta menaced by some Mexican shark hunters but there's almost no tension or conflict throughout the proceedings. Roland gets the bends while diving. This will surely become a plot point. Nope, he's diving again before you know it. Roland gets trapped when part of the ship collapses upon him. A tense rescue sequence should follow. Nah, Egan and Russell dig him out in about five seconds.

UNDERWATER! combines underwater sequences shot on location and in a huge tank constructed at the RKO studios. These scenes are fairly well done. However, when the action shifts back to the surface, the sail boat that the team is working from is clearly also a set in a studio with a painted backdrop of sky and clouds. The juxtaposition is jarring and only serves to reinforce the fact that this is just a movie (and not a very good one at that).

Director John Sturges went on to direct much better films but here he's learning the ropes and paying his dues. Russell gets top billing  and she's clearly the star of the film. I'm sure Howard Hughes had much to do with that. She does the best she can with the material (Robert B. Bailey and Hugh King wrote the screenplay) but what's there is pretty dull, standard stuff. Lori Nelson has very little to do here other than look good. She followed up UNDERWATER! with a more impressive genre film, REVENGE OF THE CREATURE (1955). Oddly enough, Ricard Egan (who, for some bizarre reason, reminds me of Mickey Mantle), was at one point attached to play none other than Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner, in a proposed live action television series. That would have been something to see!

There's really nothing here to see kids (except Jane Russell). Unless you're a die hard fan of hers, move along.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016


First published in December, 1935, ZEMBA was the ninety-first adventure of The Shadow. It was reprinted in November, 1977 by HBJ in a handsome mass-market paperback with a great cover by Jim Steranko. This is the edition I finished reading yesterday evening.

ZEMBA is a departure from the usual Shadow pulp thriller. This one takes place overseas in England and France and is a tale of international intrigue and spies with a corkscrew plot that will leave you scratching your head if you're not paying close attention. The action begins on a train bound from London to the English Channel. A murder takes place and important documents, containing vital state secrets, are stolen. The culprit is a killer in the employ of master international criminal Gaspard Zemba. But intrepid Scotland Yard inspector Delka is on board and he gives chase to the killer. The killer boards a ferry across the channel, where he is killed by yet another Zemba assassin. Delka gives chase. In France, the second killer boards a train for Paris with Delka in pursuit. That killer is the next to die and when the train reaches Paris, the trail goes cold. Three people are dead, important papers are missing and Zemba is somewhere in Paris where he commands an army of thugs. Oh, and Zemba's one identifying characteristic is a missing finger on his left hand.

Enter master detective Etienne Robeq who comes to the aid of the French police in the hunt for Zemba. The Shadow soon appears along with trusted agents Harry Vincent and Cliff Marsland. A chase and gun battle soon ensue and from there, nothing is quite what it seems to be. The three main players, The Shadow, Robeq and Zemba are all present and accounted for during the rest of the adventure. Or are they?

The story ends with an amazing reveal that warrants a close, perhaps even second reading, in order to keep everything straight. It's a masterstroke of misdirection by author Walter Gibson, who knew a thing or two about magic tricks. My lovely wife Judy didn't care for the ending as she found it entirely too confusing. I thought it was a bit hard to follow but I commend Gibson for having the courage to try something different. After all, he (and other writers), were cranking out these things on a monthly basis and it wasn't always easy to come up with a totally original idea every time.

I give ZEMBA a thumbs up. Or is that a  missing finger?

Tuesday, July 19, 2016


EIGHTY MILLION EYES (1966)  by Ed McBain, is the twenty-first entry in his long running 87th Precinct series. It's the second 87th Precinct novel I've read this year, following AX (1964) back in the late spring. This series is set in a nameless big city and follows the detectives of the 87th Precinct as they solve murders and other crimes the old fashioned way: through painstaking time and effort, involving collecting physical evidence and interviewing suspects. There's nothing glamorous about what they do but through professionalism, dedication and skills honed by years on the job, they always solve their cases.

EIGHTY MILLION EYES is actually two cases in one book. In the main narrative, TV comic Stan Gifford dies on camera during a live broadcast of his weekly variety show. Forty million people (eighty million eyes) see him die of apparent poisoning right before their astonished eyes. Detectives Steve Carella and Meyer Meyer investigate. The second case concerns a cold-blooded stalker who has set his sights on a young woman. He brutally assaults a police officer first and follows that with an attack on the woman. Both the cop and the victim end up in the hospital where Detective Bert Kling sets a trap for the creep. The two stories do not intersect but they're both compelling and well told.

If you like your mystery novels to feature realistic police procedures, smart dialogue and clever solutions, I recommend this series. If you're a hard core mystery fan you've probably already read them. I'm coming to them late but I've enjoyed what I've read so far and look forward to reading more books by McBain. Thumbs up.

Monday, July 18, 2016


I've been watching some vintage westerns lately thanks to both TCM (July is Westerns month) and the StarzEncore Westerns cable channel. I've always liked westerns and while I've seen most of the major, key works of the genre, there are a lot of 'em out there that I haven't seen.

CANADIAN PACIFIC (1949) is one of them. This Randolph Scott vehicle was shot on location in the Canadian Rockies in Banff National Park, Morley Indian Reserve in Alberta and Yoho National Park in British Columbia. The on location cinematography is stunning. The film was shot in Cinecolor, a color process that gives everything a slightly pastel look, rather than the vivid, robust and super-saturated palette of vintage Technicolor. The film has recently been fully restored (except for one shot near the end that remains in black and white) and it's a real treat for the eyes. However, the interior scenes shot on studio sets resemble episodes of BONANZA. They all have a fake look that is slightly jarring when juxtaposed with the magnificent outdoor vistas on display in the rest of the film.

Still, that's a minor quibble about what is a very entertaining film. Scott stars as Tom Andrews, a surveyor for the Canadian Pacific Railroad. He's tasked with finding a pass through the Rockies for the railroad to reach the Pacific Coast. He does so and announces his retirement from the railroad at the beginning of the film. He wants to marry his true love, Cecille Gautier (the lovely Nancy Olson) and settle down. But Cecille's father is part of a group of trappers, led by the sinister Dirk Rourke (Victor (THE SHADOW) Jory), who oppose the railroad because it will open up their territory to competition. The rift between Tom and Cecille's father causes them to break up. Rourke and his men begin a campaign of sabotage against the railroad which leads Tom back to work  on the railroad to oversee security.

During one sabotage attempt, Tom is injured in a dynamite blast. Dr. Edith Cabot (Jane Wyatt), gives him a transfusion of her own blood and nurses him back to health. They fall in love and Edith demands that Tom hang up his guns and live a peaceful, non-violent life. He does so for a time but when the railroad is threatened by both Rourke's men and the local Indian tribe, he must take up his guns. There's a well staged attack on the single remaining rail car in which Tom and the defenders win the day. Cecille returns to help repulse the attackers and she and Tom reconcile their differences.

In addition to the gorgeous cinematography by Fred Jackman, Jr., CANADIAN PACIFIC has a rousing score by Dimitri Tiomkin and a good supporting cast including J. Carrol Naish as Dynamite Dawson. John (ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN) Hamilton looks out of place as French-Canadian priest Pere Lacombe. Director Edwin L. Marin keeps things moving at a good clip while the screenplay by Jack DeWitt and Kenneth Gamet has an interesting sub-text regarding the use of violence. Tom can only bring civilization to the wilderness by the use of force, yet once the territory becomes civilized, men like him will no longer be needed. He allows himself to be emasculated by Edith (who represents civilization) but he ultimately has to resort to dealing death to save lives.

CANADIAN PACIFIC is a good old-fashioned western adventure, made even more enjoyable by the magnificent scenery and the rugged heroics of Randolph Scott. Thumbs up.

Sunday, July 17, 2016


SO NUDE, SO DEAD by Ed McBain has an interesting publication history. It was originally published as THE EVIL SLEEP! under McBain's real name, Evan Hunter in 1953. It was reprinted in 1956 as SO NUDE, SO DEAD under the pen name Richard Marsten. Hard Case Crime (my favorite contemporary publisher), reprinted the book in July, 2015, as SO NUDE, SO DEAD by Ed McBain. The trade paperback sports a terrific cover painting by Greg Manchess.

The story is a classic noir set-up. A piano player junkie, Ray Stone, awakens from a night of shooting heroin, to find a dead woman in bed next to him. The beautiful blond, also an addict, has two bullet holes in her stomach. Ray remembers nothing except that there was sixteen ounces of pure, uncut heroin somewhere in the dead woman's apartment. Heroin that is now missing.

Desperate both to clear his name and find the missing heroin (Ray needs a fix in a very bad way), he sets out to play detective. Another dead body turns up during his investigation, the cops are on his tail and he gets roughed up by a couple of gorillas who are also hunting the missing drugs. There's a roof-top shoot-out and escape from the cops to liven things up as Ray encounters shady jazz musicians, a luscious femme fatale and drug pushers all while battling his addiction and his burning desire for another fix. The identity of the killer isn't hard to figure out and the end has echoes of Mickey Spillane's I, THE JURY (1947) (minus the .45 slug into a woman's belly).

SO NUDE, SO DEAD is a fast paced, down and dirty little crime novel.  It's similar to another one of McBain's early novels, CUT ME IN, in that his detective hero isn't the standard private eye or cop. In CUT, the main character was a literary agent, here it's a drug addict. SO NUDE isn't the greatest crime novel I've read but it's serviceable and shows a future master at the beginning of his career, just learning the tricks of the trade. Worth reading if you're a fan of film noir and hard boiled crime novels.